We Aren't Allowed to Talk About Porn at School

Okay, this happened yesterday (Thursday). I personally find it hilarious. I was sitting in stats class and this little anecdote happened. Mr. East (whose name has been changed for soon obvious reasons) passed out a handout; it was a Microsoft Excel page. He proceeded to tell the class (as he usually does) that he likes to play with Excel (I sometimes have a tendency to hear I like playing with myself when he says this, but that is another story). So anyway, he starts to go over the spreadsheet. He gets to the last column and he says, "and this last column is the square of something or other that the class doesn't need to worry about," he was just doing it for something that he was looking into...The class giggled, and he said, like I said, I like to play with Excel. A woman in the class then piped up, "You need to go see a movie." The class laughed, so did Mr. East, then he joking said, "Back off." And we all laughed some more. Here is where it gets funny. Mr. East went on to say, I do see movies all the time, just not any that we can talk about in class. OMG...we all just busted up...it was hilarious...someone made a comment that I couldn't make out...but I heard Mr. East say something about knowing someone wanted to borrow them.

So if this wasn't bad enough Mr. East just happens to be the professor I wrote that jeans poem about...the one that I am kind of enamored with. So now I get to sit in class and picture him watching porn...and I wonder why I am barely passing his classes.