Still Working on the First Glass

I didn't let today get to me. I usually don't. I have never had somebody for valentine's day. So it isn't like I was missing something. That hasn't stopped me from drinking though. I had a wine cooler a few hours ago, and now I have almost finished off a bottle of wine. I wasn't going to drink the whole thing. I have even put the cork back in the bottle, but I think it is coming back out.

Thanks to Curtis I burning brain cells with South Park (can I say it is a miracle I can still type at this point). I am still not getting how people think this is funny, the alcohol isn't helping any.

I just got the cork out of the bottle. My pouring proves my hand-to-eye coordination is shot.

I am so going to sleep well tonight.

The bottle is empty, but I am going to say I am still on my first glass. Why? because the glass was never half empty...which could be the same as half full...I shouldn't be thinking philosophy when I am this inebriated, but I did have someone once tell me it was the only way to write a philosophy paper :)

Hmmm...Troy...what ever happened to Troy, the only guy I ever "stalked"...my first college crush...

Sometimes I wonder