A good smile works just as well, plus you never have to worry that your mustache is on straight.

I thought it would be fun to attempt false eyelashes. They are pretty inexpensive, and I thought it might be an okay weekend look.

I was wrong. It was kind of a disaster. As a matter of fact it failed so miserably you don't even get to see me with them on. You just get to see them after I pulled them off. Maybe I will try again, maybe not...but at least I can say I tried.