There is no such thing as a nice guy.

Before I can fully explain this new theory to you I have to make an amendment to a couple of previous posts. If anyone has read the posts Jack or Joe or The Uniqueness Theory, you know that I have given at least half the men in the world (maybe a little less) some serious credit for being "nice guys". Well let me just say this, "Anytime I have ever mentioned the Average Joe as a nice guy was a gross misinterpreting on my part. Indeed these men are still average and possibly have more manners than Jack, but by no means are Joes nice."

Moving on...

There is no such thing as nice guy. I know we have all heard the saying "nice guys finish last" I would never presume to argue with such a time honored phrase. Indeed this is true. But if you think about it, only one person can actually ever be last. So I hypothesize that there is really only one nice guy in the world, and he does indeed finish last all the time. He finishes last so often that he has retired himself permanently from the race (yes, this means he has joined a monastery in Tibet). Therefore there is no longer such a thing as a nice guy.

Your Average Joe most likely has more manners, is more gentlemanly, and has a tendency to be more considerate that a Jack Ass, but at the end of the day every guy in the world is a player. There is nothing that can be done about it. But I am still going to hate the player!!!