All Jacked Up

So I got home last night from seeing a not good movie (see previous post) and I did some computer stuff on the house computer because the network adapter on my laptop has been acting funny, actually it just hasn't been working. So anyway, I do my little post about The Break-Up and go to bed. I get up the next morning (today) and what am I greeted with when I get up? "Al your dad spilled Crystal Light all over your laptop, but don't worry, it still turns on." Well yeah, it still turns on, but the screen is all jack up. The dimensions aren't right. I have no start menu bar, nothing is oriented right, and I have an inch or so on the right hand side that is just bars of squiggly color. I have reset and restored everything I can think of. It is just jacked. I don't know what else to do. I am so pissed...can you imagine what my day was like, if that was how it started...